Charlottesville Tiki Torcher kills himself before drug smuggling trial

Nothing of value was lost

What a lovely, thoughtful gesture. Now taxpayers won't have to pay for this human skid-mark's incarceration. May all the other racist shitbags at that rally be as considerate.

There you go another example. Hard as they might try, MAGAts and Repugs still think Fentanyl comes across the borders by immigrents, when in fact American citizens bring most of it in...like 80%.

Shame he never got raped in prison by 11 black guys.

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

Better yet, just off yourself.

The only good fascist is a dead one.

[quote] Hard as they might try, MAGAts and Repugs still think Fentanyl comes across the borders by immigrents, when in fact American citizens bring most of it in...like 80%.

And only about 05% of MAGA will even ever hear a word about this story. They are being bombarded right now with how Pete is to blame for the disaster in Ohio...abetted by senile Joe

Was he the one in the center or on the right?

Nice white boys don't smuggle fentanyl OP! It's them there Mexi-cans with calves the size of grapefruits! Fake News!

He had a flaming torch, but he couldn't live forever.

He was unfortunately the reasonably hot one at the center of the photo, R9, not the shrieking incel-like one on the right. Still, a creep is a creep.

R6, Trump's to blame of course for paring back the 'train breaking rule' (2017) Obama had in place. Norfolk Southern have a lot to answer to as well.

You're right, R6, but the irony is that is was their GEOTUS who rescinded the UPA regulations Obama put in place that would have prevented this disaster. While Pete and Joe aren't ignoring the disaster, it's fitting that it happened in a Trump district.

When you saw all those screaming bigots marching with their tiki torches, did anyone else think, if only someone had a big bucket of gasoline to throw?

[quote]—I've been emailing UPS too much today.

No matter how many times you email them, they still won’t send over a hot delivery driver for you.

Just my experience.

Good riddance to bad rubbish. If only the rest of them would do the same.

There were hundreds of them. Which one killed himself?

The Fentanyl smuggler, R20, which could explain a lot about those ol' boys.

I think his sense of civic duty in saving the taxpayers the expense of feeding, housing, trying and incarcerating this fucking fascist for many, many years is admirable. Wish there were more like him, killing themselves every day.

Good job, fascist!

He deserved to die just for naming himself after Duke Nukem.

He was on the left in the black shirt (which was brown in spirit)

MAGAts -- welcome to your fate.

That Daily Beast site is a mess. Here's another link. And yes, as others have noted, he was such a good, flag-lovin' Murcan. Asshole. Kind of him to save the good ole US of A the cost of a trial and then incarceration.

And I think this is his obituary. Christ on a cracker he was married! And he had five (5) children.

With heavy hearts, we announce the death of Teddy Joseph Von Nukem of Lebanon, Missouri, born in Phoenix, Arizona, who passed away on January 30, 2023 at the age of 35. Family and friends are welcome to send flowers or leave their condolences on this memorial page and share them with the family.

He is survived by : his parent Teresa Minker; his wife Candace Von Nukem; his children, Karriah Von Nukem, Valerie Von Nukem, Natalie Von Nukem, Kathrin Von Nukem and Teddy Von Nukem II; his grandmother Kay Smith; his uncle Larry; and his parents-in-law, Karen Riley and David Riley.

R8, you can buy new, white sheets that don’t have cut outs for your eyes on Amazon, for very reasonable prices.

You don’t want his stuff, trust.

Why are so many of these MAGATs such idiots?

Allegedly, his drug haul was under $500.00 American dollars???

If you’re gonna be a smuggler, don’t start at this price point. If you do & get busted? You deserve to off yourself.

Even though I understand he was bullshitting authorities, he was an idiot to get involved in the drug trade, after having his face plastered in every single major newspaper, in the U.S., & beyond.

He wasn't "reasonably hot," he was just young. He was 100% low class Midwestern through and through, and they can sometimes be hot from ages 18 to 21 or so, but that disappears quickly.

Besides, changing his name to Von Nukem because he liked the video game Duke Nukem so much is a complete boner killer.

What a life. I can't imagine what could possess anyone to act out the life of a clichéd movie villain and then blow his face off at the end. I hope he woke up in some alternate dimension and is weeping over the poor choices he made while here.

Hopefully his widow and children will revert to the original, normal name.

Not that I am complaining, but fascists of his kind always off themselves. Must be part of the ultimate pussiness they have.

R28, I agree with you but there is now way in hell he agreed to smuggle that large amount of drug for that amount of pay. The gas alone would have eaten half, not to mention that he couldn’t just over for a hour and run back. This took time. Let’s keep in mind when hearing this supposed price that he is a criminal self-reporting his remuneration.

Well, but he clearly wasn’t the brightest, R33.

Oh, I think he thought he was very smart.

As if saying he only got a few hundred dollars would make his crime a misdemeanor.

As a MAGAt fascist, I'm positive he didn't use Fentanyl.

How does someone with 5 kids have time and energy to get involved with all that michegoss?

Awe, another feel good story. I love feel good stories.

So the wife will receive $750/month in Social Security survivors benefits for herself and the five kids plus Medicaid. $4500K of socialism heading her way. That's pretty good money in Missouri. Has anyone checked for a Go Fund Me account?

The guy killed himself on the front lawn. I hope none of the kids were home. Good grief.

R3 Thanks. Now I'm hard at work. Again.

Best news I've read today!

Teddy Von Nukem was paid only $214 to smuggle those pills across border. How hard up do you have to be in order to risk serious consequences for such a paltry sum?

[quote]The guy killed himself on the front lawn. I hope none of the kids were home.

I’m more surprised he had a front lawn and not cars on blocks.

[quote]they can sometimes be hot from ages 18 to 21 or so, but that disappears quickly.

A Use-By Date exists for a reason.

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